I love Brandon Prust and not in a “what a nice man” kind of way. I love him in a “let’s get married right now” kinda way
The most adorable human on the planet is Patrice Bergeron
IMAGINE IF THAT WAS BERGY FACETIMING YOU!!!!!
So…I was at the Bruins game and Bergy didn’t play the 3rd period…WHERE ARE YOU BERGYYYYY?!?!
officialblackhawks asked: can you ship me please??
U and brandon prust have been dating for around 5 hours when u decide things are getting serious
U wanna move in with him because u read in a book tht that’s what people do
So one day he gets back from practice and he flops like a fish onto the couch and ur like “hay bb” and he’s like “hay is for horses” and u giggle bc brandon is so silly
Then u get srs bc u remember u wanna be a perso n who lives in his house for like forever and ur like “I wanna move in w u I ‘l word’ u a lot”
He looks at u and kisses u in the eyelid an ur like wtf and then he pulls away and he says “babe… It’s been 4 hours. I don’t know if I’m ready.”
Ur so outraged that he didn t get the time correct that u stab him with the tv remote even tho it’s not pointy at all it doesn’t matter u still stab him u stabbed him so fucking hard
Ur like “I trusted u. U betrayed me.”
U walk out the door. He has a remote jammed into his intestines. Hell yeah u can find another boyfriend. U end up dating the man who lives behind the Burger King across the street but that’s ok because remote
What the hell did I just read.
So in my English class we were told that we were going to watch some tv series and one of the character’s name is Duncan Kane. What. The. Hell. Patrick Kane and Duncan Keith mixed up together is too much for me. I’m sorry I can’t handle this asdfghjkl
I love this :) As a marshmallow and a Blackhawks fan, my mind still never made this leap. I must suck at being both :(
They made you watch Veronica Mars in English class?
How cool is your teacher?
Well most of my class doesn’t understand a word of English so the teacher figured out that it would help them :)